Curiosityoterian
noun
a student, typically having the highest level of curiosity in the senior class, who sits listening to the valedictorian speech graduation and wonders how the podium can stay attached to the stage when the earth itself is spinning at a rate 1,040 miles per hour and wonders if the issue of boxers vs. briefs has every been statistically explored with valedictorians.
Okay – “curiosityoterian” is not a real word. But I am so behind the idea that in addition to the smartest kid in the class being honored, I do wish they would be able to also honor the kid that has proven his/her thorough and rich curiosity. Read more